[ SIRENS WAILING ]
>> HEY!
HEY, I GOT ANOTHER ONE!
>> AW, WHAT A CUTE BABY.
AW, AREN'T YOU
A CUTE LITTLE GUY?
HERE.
MAN, HOW MANY BABIES
DID SHE HAVE DOWN THERE?
>> I'M NOT SURE.
I'LL CHECK FOR MORE.
HELLO?
ANY MORE BABIES DOWN HERE?
HELLO?
>> MA'AM, CAN I TALK WITH YOU?
>> WHAT?
>> COULD YOU STOP EATING
THE CHEESE FOR A MINUTE?
DID YOU REALLY THINK
IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO CRAWL DOWN
INTO A SEWER TO GIVE BIRTH?
>> THAT'S HOW WE DO IT
WHERE I COME FROM.
>> WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?
>> THE SEWER.
>> OKAY.
I THINK THIS IS THE LAST BABY.
>> HEY, KID,
WHY DON'T YOU KNOCK OFF
AND GO HOME?
>> YOU SURE?
>> YEAH, IT'S ALREADY
PAST MIDNIGHT AND YOU GOT SCHOOL
IN THE MORNING.
>> OH!
I THINK I'M GOING TO HAVE ME
ANOTHER BABY!
>> OH, NO.
>> ANOTHER ONE?
>> I GOT TO GET BACK
IN THAT SEWER!
>> NO, NO, NO.
[ YELLING ]
[ SCREAMING ]
>> WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
>> WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
AND WHY ARE YOU SNEAKING
INTO YOUR ROOM AT...
ONE IN THE MORNING?
>> BECAUSE...
I WAS OUT...
MOON BATHING.
>> MOON BATHING?
>> YEAH.
CHECK OUT MY MOON TAN.
>> I'M TELLING MOM AND DAD YOU SNUCK OUT. >> FINE.
TELL THEM.
>> I WILL.
>> NO, PLEASE DON'T TELL THEM!
COME ON, I'M A NICE BROTHER,
AND YOU'RE SO SWEET AND CUTE.
YOU DON'T WANT TO GET ME
IN TROUBLE.
PLEASE?
PROMISE ME?
>> ALL RIGHT.
I PROMISE.
HENRY SNUCK OUT OF HIS ROOM
LAST NIGHT
AND DIDN'T SNEAK BACK IN
UNTIL ONE IN THE MORNING.
[ GASPING ]
>> WELL, LAST SATURDAY NIGHT
WHILE YOU GUYS WERE OUT,
PIPER AND HER FRIEND MARLA
WATCHED "FRENCH BASEMENT."
[ GASPING ]
>> PIPER.
>> THAT MOVIE IS RATED R.
>> YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED
TO WATCH R-RATED MOVIES.
>> COME ON, I DIDN'T HEAR
ANYTHING I HADN'T HEARD BEFORE.
>> WELL, GUESS WHAT?
YOU'RE BOTH GROUNDED
FOR TWO WEEKS.
>> BOOM.
>> OH, COME ON.
>> THAT'S NOT FAIR.
>> I SAID, BOOM!
>> IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED.
>> MY DAD WAS
AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST.
>> I WANTED AN AFTER-SCHOOL JOB.
>> AND BY ACCIDENT,
HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE.
AH!
>> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE
AND MET
A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY.
>> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.
NOW I PROTECT
THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW.
WHO CALL ME...
>> HE TURNED OUT TO BE...
>> YOU KNOW THE NAME.
>> CAPTAIN MAN!
>> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY.
IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT
BEING A SUPERHERO
IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE.
>> HE WANTED SOME HELP.
>> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK.
>> I, HENRY HART...
>> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER
TELL ANYONE...
>> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S
SECRET SIDEKICK.
>> IT IS DONE.
>> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES.
>> AND FIGHT CRIME.
>> FEELS GOOD.
>> CALL IT.
>> UP THE TUBE!
OH, MY BOOT.
>> HA!
>> HEY, RAY.
RAY?
SNIFF THIS FLOWER.
>> ALL RIGHT.
[ SNIFFS ]
MM.
SMELLS NICE.
WHAT IS THAT, A DAFFODIL?
>> DANG DAGGIT, SCHWOZ!
YOU GOT PROBLEMS!
[ SCREAMING ]
[ THUD ]
[ GRUNT ]
[ ELEVATOR DINGS ]
>> SMELLS LIKE SOMETHING BLEW UP IN HERE. >> [ CHUCKLING ]
>> YOU'RE A SICK PERSON.
[ RINGING ]
>> THAT'S HENRY.
HE WANTS TO HOLOGRAM CHAT.
>> I'LL TAKE IT.
HEY, HENRY, WHAT'S UP?
>> BAD NEWS, I CAN'T COME
TO WORK FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS.
>> OKAY.
>> I'M REALLY SORRY,
BUT I GOT GROUNDED
AND MY PARENTS
ARE ONLY LETTING ME
GO TO SCHOOL.
THAT'S IT.
>> I VOLUNTEER TO FILL IN
AS YOUR SIDEKICK.
>> NO.
>> COME ON.
WE COULD BE
CAPTAIN MAN AND SCHWOZZAM!
>> GROSS.
>> DOH.
>> I'M SORRY, KID,
WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?
>> I WAS TELLING YOU
THAT I'M GROUNDED
SO I CAN'T BE YOUR SIDEKICK
FOR TWO WHOLE WEEKS.
>> OH, YEAH. BUMMER.
I HAD AN IMPORTANT JOB
FOR YOU TODAY.
>> WHAT?
>> THERE'S THIS NEW
BARBECUE PLACE DOWNTOWN.
I WAS GOING TO GET YOU
TO PICK ME UP A SLAB OF RIBS.
>> I'LL ORDER SOME RIBS
AND HAVE THEM DELIVERED.
>> COOL.
LATER, HENRY.
>> BUT...
BUT WHO'S GOING TO HELP YOU
FIGHT CRIME WHILE I'M GROUNDED?
>> I CAN HANDLE THINGS.
>> RAY, YOU WANT BEEF RIBS
OR PORK?
>> PORK.
HENRY, I GOT TO GO.
>> BUT...
>> BYE, HENRY!
>> WAIT, I--
I WANT RIBS.
>> I HATE BEING GROUNDED.
THANKS A LOT.
>> WELL, I WOULDN'T HAVE
TOLD ON YOU
IF YOU HADN'T TOLD ON ME.
>> OKAY, WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS?
>> PIPER, YOU BETTER NOT--
>> WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR COUCH?
>> JUST HELP ME, PLEASE.
THANK YOU.
>> HEY!
WHAT'S JASPER DOING HERE?
YOU'RE GROUNDED.
>> MOM SAID THAT
JASPER AND CHARLOTTE
CAN STILL COME OVER.
>> NO ONE ASKED ME
HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT.
>> THAT IS TRUE.
>> HENRY'S GOING TO HELP ME
MAKE LIFE HACK VIDEOS.
>> NO I'M NOT.
>> WHAT ARE LIFE HACK VIDEOS?
>> OH, YOU'RE SO OLD.
>> A LIFE HACK IS WHEN, LIKE,
WHEN YOU HAVE SOME PROBLEM,
YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE
A COOL QUICK FIX.
>> RIGHT.
LIKE, LET'S SAY YOU GOT TO PEE,
BUT THERE'S NO BATHROOM NEARBY.
PEE IN A JAR.
LIFE HACK.
>> I'M GOING FOR A WALK.
>> YOU WANT TO TAKE
A JAR WITH YOU?
>> NO, I DO--
ALL RIGHT.
>> YOU READY?
>> I REALLY DON'T WANT
TO HELP YOU MAKE
LIFE HACK VIDEOS.
>> YEAH, YOU DO.
>> I REALLY DON'T.
GO.
>> NEED TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH,
BUT YOU'RE OUT OF TOOTHPASTE?
GET SOME MAYONNAISE.
PICK SOME FRESH MINT
FROM YOUR GARDEN.
GRAB SOME SAND FROM A BEACH
OR A PLAYGROUND.
COMBINE AND BLEND.
LIFE HACK.
>> OR YOU COULD JUST
GO BUY SOME MORE TOOTHPASTE.
>> JUST TURN OFF THE CAMERA.
>> TASTE GOOD?
>> JUST TURN OFF THE CAMERA!
GOD, IT'S AWFUL!
>> SO, YOU HAVE TWO CHILDREN?
>> OH, YES, WE SURE DO.
>> FABULOUS KIDS.
>> MY SON IS REALLY THE MOST--
>> HEY!
DON'T YOU CLOSE THAT DOOR!
I MEAN IT!
>> SORRY, WHAT DID YOU SAY?
>> PIPER, IS THERE A PROBLEM?
>> YES.
ON THE WAY HOME FROM SCHOOL,
HENRY KEPT TRYING TO TALK TO ME.
>> YOU SLAMMED THE DOOR
IN MY FACE.
>> HEY, STOP, STOP.
>> BUT SHE MAKES ME SO MAD.
>> YOU KNOW, I'M GOING UPSTAIRS.
>> YOU KNOW, GO, THEN.
>> THEY DON'T REALLY TALK
TO EACH OTHER THAT WAY.
THEY'RE JUST REHEARSING
FOR A SCHOOL PLAY.
>> ARE YOU LYING TO US?
>> YES.
>> HENRY, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
ELAINE MORONGO
AND PARNELL CHEWMASH.
>> THEY'RE IN CHARGE
OF SWELLVIEWTODAY.COM.
THEY MIGHT PICK US
TO BE THE SWELLVIEW FAMILY
OF THE WEEK.
>> AND IF THEY DO,
WE ALL GET TO BE
ON THE HOMEPAGE.
>> WOW, THAT'D BE AMAZING.
>> ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC?
>> YES.
>> HEY, HEN, WHY DON'T YOU
GO UPSTAIRS AND DONATE
SOME MORE OF YOUR ALLOWANCE
TO POOR PEOPLE, AS YOU OFTEN DO?
>> I DON'T WANT TO GO UPSTAIRS.
PIPER'S UP THERE.
>> GO UPSTAIRS NOW.
>> I'LL BE UPSTAIRS.
KIDS, YOU KNOW HOW THEY CAN BE.
>> NO. I DON'T HAVE CHILDREN.
>> NEITHER DO I.
MY HUSBAND LEFT ME
ON OUR WEDDING NIGHT.
>> UH...
>> WE DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY NOW.
[ TELEVISION GUNSHOTS ]
>> OH!
>> TURN IT DOWN!
>> HEY! GIVE ME MY REMOTE!
>> HEY!
WILL YOU TELL PIPER THAT
IF SHE WANTS TO WATCH A MOVIE
IN HER ROOM,
THEN SHE CAN'T TURN THE VOLUME
ALL THE WAY UP?
>> MOM, HENRY TOOK MY REMOTE
AND HE WON'T GIVE IT BACK!
>> ALL RIGHT, BOTH OF YOU,
NOT ANOTHER WORD!
>> WOULD EITHER OF YOU
LIKE SOME SOUP?
>> ACTUALLY, WE HAVE TO GO.
>> WE'RE LATE
FOR ANOTHER MEETING.
>> ARE YOU LYING?
>> YES.
>> OH, NOW THEY HATE US.
YOU GUYS HATE US, DON'T YOU?
>> LOOK, WHY DON'T WE COME BACK
AND FINISH OUR INTERVIEW
TOMORROW AFTERNOON?
>> REALLY?
>> THAT'D BE FAB.
>> YOU GUYS
ALMOST KEPT US FROM BEING
ON A REALLY COOL WEBSITE.
>> WELL, IT'S NOT OUR FAULT.
>> YEAH.
WHY ISN'T IT?
>> BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN COOPED UP
IN THIS HOUSE FOR FIVE DAYS,
RIDING TO SCHOOL TOGETHER,
COMING HOME TOGETHER.
WE CAN'T TAKE IT.
>> JUST UNGROUND US.
>> NO.
WE SAID TWO WEEKS,
BOOM.
>> HONEY,
I KNOW YOU SAID "BOOM."
BUT HOW ABOUT THIS?
STARTING NOW, IF YOU TWO
CAN GO ONE FULL DAY
WITHOUT FIGHTING OR ARGUING,
WE WILL UNGROUND YOU.
>> JUST A DAY?
>> A WHOLE DAY?
>> YES.
>> BUT IF WE CATCH YOU FIGHTING
OR ARGUING...
>> YOU'LL BE GROUNDED
FOR A MONTH.
>> BOOM.
>> HEY, HENRY,
WANT TO COME UPSTAIRS
AND WATCH THE MOVIE WITH ME?
>> WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE
ALL KINDS OF FUN.
HERE, HOLD MY HAND
SO YOU'LL BE SAFE
GOING UP THE STAIRS.
>> THANKS.
YOU'RE THE SWEETEST
BROTHER EVER.
>> WELL, YOU MAKE IT EASY
TO BE SWEET.
>> EXCUSE ME?
>> WHY? DID YOU BURP? >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY PHONE CORD?
>> I'M TAKING IT
SO I CAN CHARGE MY PHONE.
>> NO.
I NEED MY CORD
TO CHARGE MY PHONE.
>> I NEED THE CORD WAY MORE
THAN YOU NEED THE CORD.
>> SHH!
>> WHY SHH?
>> WE ONLY HAVE FOUR HOURS LEFT
AND THEN WE'RE FREE.
WE CAN'T LET MOM AND DAD
CATCH US FIGHTING
OR ELSE WE'LL BLOW IT.
>> RIGHT, SO QUIT WHINING
ABOUT YOUR DUMB PHONE CORD.
>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>> YES I'M SERIOUS.
>> YOU CAN'T COME IN MY ROOM--
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
>> JUST GIVE ME MY CORD.
>> HENRY?
PIPER?
>> BOTH: WE'RE IN HERE!
>> HELLO.
I THOUGHT I HEARD YOU ARGUING.
>> WHAT?
>> NO, NO, NO. NO.
>> WE'RE JUST DISCUSSING
BIBLE VERSES.
>> YES. AMEN, BROTHER.
>> NO FIGHTING.
>> NOW, GIVE ME THE PHONE CORD.
>> HERE, LET'S SHARE.
>> WHAT?
JUST FOUR MORE HOURS.
JUST FOUR MORE--
AH!
>> HI.
>> HEY, WHAT'S UP?
>> WELL, SINCE YOU'RE GROUNDED,
I THOUGHT I'D BRING YOU
A LITTLE SURPRISE.
>> FROM YOTALLY TOGURT?
>> UH-HUH.
>> AW, YEAH, FUDGE BLAST.
THANKS, CHAR.
>> SURE.
>> SO, WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON
AT WORK?
>> OH, YOU KNOW...
I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH
RAY'S EMAIL, I DID SOME RESEARCH
ON A FEW CRIMINALS.
OH, AND I WENT ON PATROL
WITH RAY.
>> YOU WENT WHERE?
>> ON PATROL.
YOU KNOW HOW SOMETIMES RAY
JUST CRUISES AROUND
IN THE MAN-COPTER
MAKING SURE THE CITY'S OKAY.
>> YOU WENT UP WITH RAY
IN THE MAN-COPTER?
>> YEAH.
>> THAT'S MY JOB.
>> I KNOW, BUT--
>> I'M KID DANGER.
>> I REALIZE THAT.
>> WOW.
>> WHAT?
>> WOW.
>> WHAT?
>> I JUST NEVER THOUGHT
YOU'D TRY TO STEAL MY JOB.
>> WHOA, WHOA THERE, MUNCHY.
RAY ASKED ME TO GO ON PATROL.
AND COME ON, YOU REALLY THINK
I'D TRY AND REPLACE YOU
AS KID DANGER?
>> NAH. YOU'RE RIGHT.
>> THANK YOU.
>> I COULD NEVER BE REPLACED
BY A GIRL.
WHAT?
>> "A GIRL?"
>> OH, I'M SORRY.
I MEANT YOUNG WOMAN.
>> SAME THING.
>> WHAT'S WRONG?
I WAS JUST SAYING THA--
>> SAY BYE BYE
TO YOUR FUDGE BLAST.
>> NO, NO, NO.
UGH.
>> LATER.
>> WAIT, DON'T JUST LEAVE.
>> YOU KNOW, I WASN'T TRYING
TO TAKE YOUR JOB BEFORE,
BUT MAYBE NOW I WILL.
>> AW, CHARLOTTE!
AW, THAT SQUIRREL'S EATING
MY FUDGE BLAST.
[ SQUIRREL SQUEAKING ]
QUIT THAT!
[ SCREAMING ]
[ THUD ]
[ GRUNT ]
[ ELEVATOR DINGS ]
>> OKAY, NOBODY SAY ANYTHING
TO UPSET ME.
>> I DON'T HAVE TIME
TO UPSET YOU.
>> UH-OH. WHAT'S WRONG?
>> THERE'S AN ILLEGAL PIG FARM
ON THE SOUTH SIDE OF TOWN.
>> ILLEGAL?
>> YEP.
THERE'S A VERY BAD PIG FARMER
OUT THERE, AND I'M GOING
TO MAKE SURE HE GOES
WEE WEE WEE ALL THE WAY TO JAIL.
>> I'LL GO WITH YOU.
>> NO, CHARLOTTE,
THIS IS NOT JUST
A ROUTINE PATROL,
THIS IS A REAL CRIME SITUATION
AND IT COULD BE DANGEROUS.
>> I GET IT.
LET ME FILL IN AS YOUR SIDEKICK.
>> YOU CAN'T BE MY SIDEKICK.
YOU'RE A--
>> I'M A WHAT?
>> YOU'RE...
COMING WITH ME.
>> GOOD.
SCHWOZ, TOSS ME
HENRY'S BACKUP GUMBALL TUBE.
>> OH, I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE I'M NOT QUALIFIED
TO GIVE GUM TO PEOPLE.
>> GIVE HER THE GUM!
>> DOH.
>> BUBBLE TIME.
HUH.
>> LET'S GO.
>> WAIT FOR ME.
>> BOTH: UP THE TUBE!
>> BYE!
>> WAIT!
YOU'RE STILL GROUNDED.
>> NO WE'RE NOT!
>> TIME'S UP!
>> NO.
YOU HAVE TWO MORE MINUTES.
>> OH, COME ON,
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE THAT MOM.
[ WINDOW KNOCKING ]
>> HEY! CAN I COME IN?
OKAY, WHO'S READY
FOR ANOTHER LIFE HACK?
>> JASPER...
>> WE HAVE TWO PEOPLE COMING
OVER HERE TO INTERVIEW US.
>> AND WE HAVE TO LOOK LIKE
THE PERFECT FAMILY.
>> OKAY, I'LL LEAVE.
>> THANK YOU.
>> BYE.
>> SEE YOU.
>> LATER.
>> AFTER I SHOW YOU
THIS LIFE HACK.
>> OH.
>> COME ON.
>> OKAY.
YOU HAVE A VICIOUS DOG
AND YOU WANT TO TAKE HIM
FOR A WALK,
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE A LEASH.
JUST GET A BUNCH
OF YOUR MOM'S BRAS,
TIE THEM TOGETHER,
AND YOU GOT A LEASH.
LIFE HACK.
>> OKAY, THAT'S PRETTY SMART.
>> I'M SORRY,
BUT DID YOU SAY COME IN?
I THOUGHT I HEARD--
[ DOG BARKING ]
[ SCREAMING ]
>> THEY'RE NOT GOING TO PUT
OUR FAMILY ON THEIR HOMEPAGE.
>> NOPE.
>> NOT A CHANCE.
>> I THOUGHT BRAS WERE STRONGER.
[ PHONE ALARM BEEPING ]
>> YES. THAT'S IT.
24 HOURS IS UP.
CAN I GO NOW?
>> GO.
>> WAIT, TAKE JASPER...
WITH YOU.
[ SCREAMING ]
[ THUD ]
[ GRUNT ]
[ ELEVATOR DINGS ]
>> I'M BACK!
I'M NOT GROUNDED ANYMORE!
>> HELLO, HENRY.
>> WHERE'S RAY?
>> HE WENT TO CAPTURE
A BAD PIG FARMER
WITH CHARLOTTE.
>> OH, I KNEW IT.
DANG DAGGIT!
DO YOU KNOW WHEN
THEY'RE GOING TO BE BACK?
>> YEAH, ANY MINUTE.
>> WHY'D YOU PUT DOWN A TARP?
>> RAY CALLED ME.
HE SAID HE'S ON HIS WAY BACK,
AND HE TOLD ME
TO PUT DOWN A TARP.
APPARENTLY THIS IS
ALL I'M GOOD FOR.
[ BEEPING ]
>> HENRY!
YOU'RE BACK!
>> WHERE'S YOUR NEW SIDEKICK?
>> OH, YOU MEAN CHARLOTTE?
SHE'LL BE DOWN IN A SEC.
SHE WAS AMAZING TODAY.
>> OOH, I BET.
>> SO GET THIS,
WE'RE TRYING TO CAPTURE
THIS ILLEGAL PIG FARMER,
BUT HE SEES US COMING
SO HE TAKES OFF RUNNING.
I WAS GOING TO ZAP HIM,
BUT I WAS WORRIED I MIGHT HIT
ONE OF THE PIGS BY MISTAKE.
>> YEAH, WE DON'T WANT
ANYTHING BAD TO HAPPEN TO A PIG.
>> SO, CHARLOTTE, SHE JUMPS
ON THE BIG PIG AND STARTS RIDING
AFTER THE FARMER.
THEN SHE CATCHES UP TO HIM,
THEN SHE JUMPS OFF
AND TACKLES THE GUY
RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
OF A PIG PEN.
[ BEEPING ]
>> ALL: OOH.
>> AND THAT'S WHY
WE NEEDED THE TARP.
>> HERE'S A TISSUE.
>> THAT'S NOT HELPING.
>> OOH, WHY ARE YOU SO MAD?
>> IT'S JUST A LITTLE PIG SLOP.
>> I'M NOT MAD
ABOUT THE PIG SLOP.
I'M MAD BECAUSE A FRIEND OF MINE
CALLED ME A JOB STEALER,
AND HE SAID I COULDN'T BE
A SIDEKICK BECAUSE I'M A GIRL.
>> I CHANGED IT TO YOUNG WOMAN.
>> SAME THING.
>> CHARLOTTE WAS NOT TRYING
TO STEAL YOUR JOB.
>> I WAS.
>> HE WAS.
>> WELL...
I GUESS...
SINCE YOU RODE A LARGE PIG
AND TACKLED A FARMER...
I GUESS YOU CAN DO MY JOB.
>> THANKS.
BUT I DON'T WANT TO DO YOUR JOB.
>> YOU DON'T?
>> NO.
I DON'T WANT TO BE RUNNING
AFTER BAD GUYS
AND EVIL CRIMINALS, FIGHTING,
AND GETTING ALL DISGUSTING.
>> I'LL DO IT.
>> SCHWOZ.
>> AM I GOING TO HAVE
TO TURN YOU OVER MY KNEE?
>> NO.
NO SPANKY.
SO...
FORGIVE ME?
>> I WILL...
AFTER WE HUG.
>> OH, NO, NO, NO.
PLEASE DON'T.
>> YEAH, THAT'S MY BABY.
THAT'S NICE.
I'LL BE IN THE SHOWER.
>> I'M JUST TEXTING.
[ SNAPS PICTURE ]
>> PLEASE SPANK HIM.
>> COME HERE, SCHWOZ.
>> NO, NO, NO.
NO, NO. OH.
[ OVEN BELL ]